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The Dumbing of America: Palin and Joe the Plumber

I think I am witnessing the end of American civilization as I know it. Americans continues to insist on being fed stupid rhetoric during election time and we come back asking for more from our supposed leaders.

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Sarah Palin: Diva or Breastfeeding Super-Mom President?

There are other issues too that are not being addressed by the media and frankly, I don’t know or care if Sarah is nursing her youngest son but do Americans realize that for the first time in American history there is still a remote possibility that we could have an American President that is actually breastfeeding?

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Of Traitors, Terrorists and Secessionists and the Economy: 10 Questions for Obama and McCain

Obama was hanging around with terrorists but Palin has a history of hanging out with secessionists while saying “God bless” to them at their conventions. Yet, does anybody care in the mainstream media care or can they be bothered to bring this topic up? I don’t know if you hang around people who hate the US and want to secede from the mainland, well, in my book, that’s just not cool. All they want to do is keep the oil for themselves and give every Alaskan a small fortune for just living in that arctic wasteland. Who do they think they are? Saudi princes? Don’t they know that free rides are the province of Washington DC and lobbyists?

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No VP Debate: Sarah Palin Exudes Soccer Mom Values

Oh no, Sarah’s pushing that Washington outsider crap. Please you’re a politician, that’s the very definition of an insider. And, Joe doesn’t get off the hook either during this snore fest. As I stated before, Joe has lost a bit on his fastball, witness how he tried to “characterized” John McCain. Thought for a moment he was having a stroke but he soon recovered to “bore again”.

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Sarah Palin: Like Dan Quayle, only not as Pretty

Sarah’s like Dan Quayle, only not as pretty. Doesn’t matter the neo-cons like you still love her because she has your values. I just guess that intelligence is not one of those shared values. No wonder why this country is sinking so fast!

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Imagine Sarah Palin and Putin Playing Poker Together

After the Palin interview reviews were in the conservatives immediately starting sounding like Bill Clinton when Bill went through his bizarre, convoluted explanation of what the word “sex” meant. Frankly, if Sarah knew of an alternative meaning to the “Bush Doctrine” (she didn’t boys and girls), she should have said so forcefully to Charlie instead of looking like a goofy high school kid trying to bluff her way through an essay test. And why didn’t she do that? Because she got caught cramming for her exam, it was so obvious. I am not saying she is stupid like George Bush stupid, really somebody please do a brain scan on him, but she was clearly coached and if I was Vladimir Putin I would definitely want to invite her to my next poker party. If she can’t confront Charlie who can she stand up to?

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Sarah Palin: I'm Ready, Then Again Maybe Not

Sarah told Charlie “I’m ready.” However, if you are going to look like the proverbial moose in the headlights because of a tough (?) Charlie Gibson question what the hell are you going to do when planes smash into the twin towers? Why, you’ll look dumbfounded like George Bush did in front of those pre-school kids, of course.

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Palin and the Charlie Gibson Interview: She's No Hillary!

This was a great exchange between Palin and Gibson that was painful to watch but like a car wreck you just had to keep looking back and sneaking a peek:
GIBSON: Do you agree with the Bush doctrine?
PALIN: In what respect, Charlie? (Palin had a dopey smirk on her face at this point that all but [...]

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Sarah Palin and the Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed Creationists

Furthermore, the creationist creeps were going to have a tough time choosing between Obama or McCain since neither one was particularly accommodating to their simplistic world bible views.

Boy, was I wrong on that prognostication! Nostradamus I am not! No sooner did I make that stupid forecast McCain goes out and adds some Alaskan Creationist- Secessionist- Pro-Life-Pro-Gun-MILF to his ticket as his VP, all after an incredibly long vetting process that must have transpired during the duration of a single bowel movement. And I should add that I am a McCain supporter!

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Hillary: No Political Catfight with Palin

It’s official! While on the stump for Obama Hillary’s people made it clear there would be no political catfight with Palin.

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