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Of Traitors, Terrorists and Secessionists and the Economy: 10 Questions for Obama and McCain

Obama was hanging around with terrorists but Palin has a history of hanging out with secessionists while saying “God bless” to them at their conventions. Yet, does anybody care in the mainstream media care or can they be bothered to bring this topic up? I don’t know if you hang around people who hate the US and want to secede from the mainland, well, in my book, that’s just not cool. All they want to do is keep the oil for themselves and give every Alaskan a small fortune for just living in that arctic wasteland. Who do they think they are? Saudi princes? Don’t they know that free rides are the province of Washington DC and lobbyists?

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Imagine Sarah Palin and Putin Playing Poker Together

After the Palin interview reviews were in the conservatives immediately starting sounding like Bill Clinton when Bill went through his bizarre, convoluted explanation of what the word “sex” meant. Frankly, if Sarah knew of an alternative meaning to the “Bush Doctrine” (she didn’t boys and girls), she should have said so forcefully to Charlie instead of looking like a goofy high school kid trying to bluff her way through an essay test. And why didn’t she do that? Because she got caught cramming for her exam, it was so obvious. I am not saying she is stupid like George Bush stupid, really somebody please do a brain scan on him, but she was clearly coached and if I was Vladimir Putin I would definitely want to invite her to my next poker party. If she can’t confront Charlie who can she stand up to?

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Sarah Palin: I'm Ready, Then Again Maybe Not

Sarah told Charlie “I’m ready.” However, if you are going to look like the proverbial moose in the headlights because of a tough (?) Charlie Gibson question what the hell are you going to do when planes smash into the twin towers? Why, you’ll look dumbfounded like George Bush did in front of those pre-school kids, of course.

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Sarah Palin and the Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed Creationists

Furthermore, the creationist creeps were going to have a tough time choosing between Obama or McCain since neither one was particularly accommodating to their simplistic world bible views.

Boy, was I wrong on that prognostication! Nostradamus I am not! No sooner did I make that stupid forecast McCain goes out and adds some Alaskan Creationist- Secessionist- Pro-Life-Pro-Gun-MILF to his ticket as his VP, all after an incredibly long vetting process that must have transpired during the duration of a single bowel movement. And I should add that I am a McCain supporter!

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Sarah Palin the Secessionist Creationist and Hillary

Sarah Palin has made an otherwise dull and dry election a bit more fun for myself and a lot of other people. That’s not necessarily good for the country but is has been amusing and just maybe, I said maybe, more people are turning into the election because of her. Unfortunately what they are going [...]

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Will Hillary Attack Sarah Palin?

The answer to the Obama Palin dilemma? Hilary Clinton. If Hilary is a good trooper she can go to the attack, after of course she gives Sarah the obligatory congratulatory phone call. Being a woman, yes we are still a very sexist society if you haven’t figured that out yet, she can really open up the big guns on Sarah pointing out the glaring differences between her and Palin other than, of course, the genitals.

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